Omarion & Bow Wow

So the semi-big, semi-irrelevent news in the hip hop world right now is about Bow Wow signing to Weezy's Cash Money Records. Semi-big because Bow Wow and Cash Money prolly should never be mentioned in the same sentence. Why did Bow Wow pick Cash Money? Well, he's prolly tryna change his image. Bow's been tryna grow up and get his G card for a couple years now. Good move for him? Maybe. The real question is: Why in the hell would Cash Money sign Bow Wow? Ummm ... Drawing a blank. Idk what Weezy's thinking on this one. No doubt he was high at the time. I mean last "hit song" (and I use the term loosely) he had was "Marco Polo" with Soulja Boy. One of the stupidest, lamest songs to come out in the past few years. A song about a game we all used to play when we were little kids at the pool? What's next, Freeze Tag?



Plus he wasted everybody's time by collaborating with Omarion on that extra lame Face Off album. Speaking of which, what a great segueway into the next portion of this post.



So, not only did we find out that Bow Wow is signed to Cash Money, but we also found out that Omarion is leavin Cash Money. Hmmm. That's interesting considering nobody knew O was signed to Cash Money in the first place. Prolly cuz he wasn't a good fit. He hasn't put anything out since the aformentioned horrible collabo with Bow. After which he was dropped from his label and sometime after that joined Weezy's crew. Was it supposed to be a secret? I mean I had no idea that Omarion was in Cash Money. Weezy shouts out everybody in his songs. Drake, Jae Millz, Kidd Kidd, Lil Chuckie (a 12 year old). Not once have I heard Omarion get a shoutout. And Weezy has put out hundreds of songs in the past 2 years. That right there should tell u how lame he is. Plus his stage name is stupid. Omari + ion = Omari forever. Are u serious? That is still stupid. Incredibly stupid.

However, whether or not anybody knew Omarion was on Cash Money, the fact of the matter is that he was. Is it a coincidence that he "decided to leave" the label the same week Bow Wow was signed? Sure, if ur a dummy. Supposedly, ever since their failed collabo came out, there's been bad blood between the two. Plus I think Bow made fun of O in a song and it was supposed to be a joke but of course O took it personally. So it wouldn't make sense for the two to be on the same label. Then again it doesn't really make sense for either one of them to be on the label. What's next Weezy? Chris Brown? Nah, better yet, Justin Timberlake? I'm just sayin. Protect ur brand dude ...