Ur girl J. Pumpkinseed, Certified Superhero has been known to get along with pretty much anybody and everybody. Right now tho, I got some major beef ... with the United State Postal Service. That's right. I'm bout to go postal on the mailman tomorrow if he don't have my licensure papers in his hand. And i don't discriminate, if its a mailwoman, I'll go postal on her too. It has been 11 ... count 'em! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 days since my packet was sent from Florida. Shoot, I coulda drove for Norfolk to Gainesville, stopping and spending a night in each state there and back and still made it back before then! You'd think that they was hand delivering my stuff from China! I should build a raft and sail the Atlantic Ocean! My stuff shoulda been got here! Yes, I know that was horrible grammar. Sometimes its just necessary. I needed it here yesterday but I'll give them til tomorrow. If not I'll be goin down to the local post office with a can of gas and a match. Joking. Don't call the cops. Gotta put the disclaimer. Haters are often snitches too and I ain't tryna catch a case. LoL.
I also currently got beef with MTV for givin Diddy all these TV shows. Are ya'll serious? Am I the only person who thinks that he sux as both a label head and a rapper? I can't be. I know I'm not. Name a successful artist on his label other than Day 26 ... It's ok. I'll wait ... Nope, can't say Danity Kane. Don't you dare say Donnie Klang. And if you said Cassie, then you need to reevaluate ur definition of the word success. Have u seen Cassie lately? She look half crazy. Emphasis on the word half. Lmao. Google Cassie hair. 112 left a looong time ago. Loon converted to Islam and is now known as Amir Junaid Muhadith. New Edition left. Shoot even B5 left Bad Boy. He does a horrible job of promoting his groups because at the end of the day it all comes back to Diddy. Now he's talkin bout doin this "concept album" What the hell is that? called The Last Train to Paris. U know this is just gonna be a repeat of his last album Press Play in which he featured someone on every song. Even Diddy know he can't carry a song by himself. So MTV why are u continuing to give this man show after show after show? Let's promote a talented, true mogul. I'd definitely watch a show bout Jay-Z. Sean Carter is an all around mogul. Sean Combs is not. Bottom Line. All that being said, as I write this, I am watching "Making His Band." Lmao. True story. Aye, but I refuse, I say I refuse, to watch this new Superstar show MTV giving him. That's just ludicrous poppycock.
My last beef is with the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles. I went to get my Virginia driver's license today. I was turned away because I didn't have a passport or birth certificate. They needed to prove that I was a US citizen. What? I had my Florida driver's license, my military ID, my social security card, and proof of address. Wtf? What more proof do I need? U want a blood sample too? And it was the DMV so u know I had to wait half an hour to be turned away. And they had us waiting outside the building too. In the heat. Man, I hate the DMV. Also ludicrous poppycock.
Those are my current beefs or as Peter Griffin would say: what really grinds my gears. The only thing that I really want to happen is for my package to arrive. Tomorrow. I'll get the driver's license eventually. And Diddy will forever be on MTV. Unfortunately.
Monday, August 3, 2009
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