- There's a certain individual, who shall remain nameless, who just might get deleted from my facebook friend list. We're really not even friends. Acquiantances maybe. Anyway. This individual makes a habit of using his/her profile status as a means to sh*t on Gville, and post empty threats. First off, i don't wanna hear about how your city is so much better than Gville and everybody in Gville is a loser. If that's the case, go home. Ur in Gville for a reason, ur education. U knew Gville was a college town before you got there. Everybody does. It's not a metropolis. Duh. Don't sh*t on the place that has provided you so many opportunities. And as far as the empty threats go, are you serious? What dude posts on his facebook status how he's gon beat another dude's *ss?! A real man would say it to his face! Not on the computer! Girls do that! Notice I said girls, not women. Which brings me to my next rant ...
- Don't put all ur business on facebook. I don't wanna know everything u and ur boo are going thru. Maybe its just cuz I'm a private person. I just really don't see why anyone would want to put all they business on the internet. (But, J. Pumpkinseed, Certified Superhero, why do you have a blog then? I told you I was bored! Besides I'm careful about what I post and I don't be using real names!) Its just not a good look in my opinion. But ya'll gon do what ya'll gon do and this ain't an advice column. So i don't really care.
- How the recession is affecting me: I went to Wal-Mart today, a Friday, at 2pm. I had trouble finding a close parking spot. Wtf? Why aren't these ppl at work? And no, it wasn't full of ppl my age, the majority of the folks in there were my parents' age. Imma need for My President to speed this new economical plan along because I need my private time at WallyWorld.
-Thumbs up: Cogan's Pizza on 21st. Don't I sound like a local? LoL. For my Gville peeps, it kinda has a Satchel's feel to it. Only more of a stoner feel than a hippie feel. And all the plates match. Our waitress wasn't that good. She didn't refill my Coke once and we were there for 4 hours. True Story. The pizza was good, not as good as Satchel's but then again, there aren't many places as good as Satchel's. There's a weird light there tho that flashes when the phone rings. Every five mins we thought the fire alarm was goin off. Also, every 10 mins the cook would yell Jaimie! at the top of his lungs. That got old, real quick. For u beer drinkers, they have like 30+ ales on tap i think. U know the kid is not a beer or wine drinker. It was a cool time tho. Real chill.
- Thumbs down: Dude we saw at Cogan's with a high top fade. Not only is that cut way past his prime, but he wasn't even wearin it right. Can't be called the Fresh Prince because it wasn't fresh. Get a line or something? When u start to lose the fade, it's time for a new cut! Now if he had the right swagger, he coulda pulled it off. But sadly that was not the case. Dare to be different but make sure u are daring when you do it differently!
- I'll admit that I do miss one big thing about the South. Southern Hospitality. When I was at Wal-Mart today, at 2pm. I couldn't help but notice how rude some of the ppl were. Leaving they cart all up in the middle of the row. Not moving out the way even tho you say excuse me several times. Takin up the entire aisle. Not bein considerate of other ppl's time. In the south we do things at a slower pace but we do act like we care about ur time. And no, I'm not sh*ttin on VA, the ppl in Wal-Mart today just pissed me off. That and not 5 mins after purchasing my full-length mirror, i cracked it trying to put it in the car.
- Been using a Garmin to get around. Gonna have to stop that cuz I'll end up relying on it and won't really learn my way around. This place is tricky tho. A lot of lanes will switch up on you and turn off onto another road or magically become turn only lanes without warning. I will learn ur ways u crafty Northern city planners. LoL. There are a lot of interstate highways here. Because there's so much water, there's also a lot of bridges and tunnels too. Drove thru my first tunnel the other day. Not tryna make that a habit. I'm not claustrophobic but I don't think anybody likes the idea of driving a car under hundreds of tons of Atlantic Ocean.
- Curry Chicken wanted me to mention plastic bra straps. They suck. Just because they're plastic doesn't mean I can't see them. They're not invisible. I wanna meet the dude/lady who invented that idea so I can shake their hand. U my friend are a genius. One word for those in the brassiere (That's right, i said brassiere. Don't act like ur not impressed) industry still making plastic bra straps: strapless.
- Went to a Triple-A baseball game the other day at Harbor Park. It was a fun time. No, I don't like baseball. Yes, I like going to baseball games. I like the atmosphere. Very laid back. I think the team's name is the Norfolk Tides. They played the Indianapolis Indians. Lost 11-3 but it was still really fun. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
- Final thoughts:
- J. Pumpkinseed, Certified Superhero's version of ruffin it = No cable or internet for a week. I never wanna do it again.
- We have discovered large cockroaches crawling around in our newly renovated apartment. Exterminator doesn't come til next Thursday. Til then, pray for us ya'll.
- I need to work on my curbside parking. I always end up parking a foot from the curb and then having to get back in, start up the car, and repark. It's embarrassing.
- If you haven't already jumped on it, get that Trey Songz Anticipation mixtape and that Drake Heartbreak Drake 2 mixtape.
- Hot new songs: Throw it in the Bag Remix - Fabolous ft. Drake, Flight School - Kanye ft. T-Pain, Superman High - R. Kelly ft. OJ Da Juiceman, Salute - Fabolous ft. Weezy (Beat is BANANAS), Supplier - Shawty Lo ft. Trey Songz & Weezy, I'm a Beast - Pleasure P ft. Yung Joc, and Make Her Say - Kid Cudi ft. Kanye & Common. That's it. That's all I'm giving away.
- Shout out to Heathcliff and Claire. Thanks for being great rents. Shoutout to the Best Team in the SEC, BFFs, AT homies.
- Birthday Shoutouts to MeMe, Mainey F, Memphis 10, and Curry Chicken!
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